im 500% done with today and about 37% done with tomorrow already
when you keep starting your sentence over and over again because no one is paying attention to you
Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card. I highly recommend getting this game for anyone who feels bored at any point throughout the week.
- 550 cards (460 White cards and 90 Black cards)
- 0% of the proceeds will be donated to the Make-A-Wish Foundation
Buy Here - $25.00
This is actually one of the best games ever
I NEED THIS
WE PLAY THIS ALL THE TIME AND I WIN EVERY GAME
I love this game.
and there is an online version of it.
if i was famous i’d just tour around the country without telling anyone and go to random college campuses late at night, and i’d wait until i saw one person walking by themselves and i’d walk behind them and put my hands over their eyes and say guess who and when they turned around it’d be me and they’d be like omg and then i’d say “no one will ever believe you” and i’d just sprint off into the moonlight
Do you ever feel like your emotions are tired? Like something in your heart just wants to put up a wall and stop feeling because it’s tired of feeling so much?" -Eren (Chp. 1)
And of course I just read this in my head 7 times, stressing each word differently.
I love thisss
omfg Im so glad english is my first language
After I open a blank document: I have two half-sentences and an emoticon. There is nothing else in my brain.
just so we’re clear, i use
as gender-neutral and affectionate names
don’t forget son
What am I forgetting dad
The dad cat liked to hang out in the sink by himself
AND THEN THE KITTENS FOUND HIM
HE LOOKS SO ANNOYED
I DIDN’T SIGN ON FOR THIS SHIT.
it literally can not get cuter than this
Let’s play “Tax Accountant or Castiel Cosplayer” the New York City subway edition.
PSA DONT GO ASK BUSINESS MEN IF THEY ARE COSPLAYING ON THE SUBWAY BECAUSE THEY WILL ROLL THEIR EYES AND TELL YOU “YOU DAMN TEENAGERS IM NOT AN ANGEL” AND STORM AWAY
In Honor of International Women’s Day: Favorite one liners from bad ass females.
I mean, or you could have just made this all Mcgonagall.
you missed the best one